Ingressman

Ingressman

Fighting sore throats and running noses, we roamed the city and linked the Ingressman through and through

Idea: everyone’s (girls won’t leave their fighters without due attention on this day)

Image🤔: @Vitatochka @EveWeller @YokKat @mrsMorrigan

Help to damsels in distress💪: @kostamuspoika

Intel-operator👀: @Dashhen

Links🦌: @agenttatus @boberka47 @knyazhna @Melisska @sonara @valerianchka @YokKat @uqqi

Yeah, right, each FA starts with this phrase: “Seems like we’ve got another holiday coming soon”

As usually, there wasn’t an obvious choice of image, but having browsed the vast plains of Internet we had found at last the right one, which symbolized manhood, courage and strength. Like a true Ingress agent. 👊

It could have looked like this.
The process went like this: (reads: fffuuuu…, can we make it a little smaller?) 😂

Thanks to our “artists” he got a more human-like body and a helmet.😄

Darth Vader

Many planned to take part in creating the Ingressman, but some got stuck with family matters, some were defeated by the cold (yeah, the merciless Siberian frosts are like this), yet others were caught in the nets of their daily job.

And as is customary for a true FA, a gif of the process is necessary, but as usual people remember about it right at the start of the whole thing. Several hours beforehand, we’re looking for the right guy to aid us!(@kostamuspoika Many thanks! We’d be lost without you!)

Finally, with the ambitious goal in mind eight brave maidens braced themselves and went out to fight the city cross-links.

Cross-links were a separate pain in the neck, as there were alarmingly many of them, especially from the res-agents. And even though we had asked them to abstain from linking “to all keys available”, nature took its course: “How so? There’s a key, there’s a link possible, why can’t we do it?”

Wham-bam💚💙

Since there were only two of the Enlightened agentesses in our team (and they had a long road ahead of them just to reach the area of the FA from their closed settlements), we had to use the viruses.

Special thanks to @Katy9779! Even though she suffered from high blood pressure, she still cleared the cross-links on her way home.

So after the people left their offices, the fray began: a Jarvis here, a Jarvis there, you all get a Jarvis! Half the job done!

Certainly the immediate reaction from faction-allies:

Sorry…. (reads: You were like a brother to me!)

Parts of the Ingressman were becoming visible. Agents who had noticed the action going on started watching the Intel and making guesses “what are they drawing there?”

Guesses (reads: a submarine? a border guard with a dog and a branch of chrysanthemums?)

And again, the center of the city was rich in sudden cross-links from unknowing agents. Having flamed a bit into the COMM, we still kept on doing the job!

Our fury is like this, yeah 🙂 (reads: you’re dead meat)

The process was coming to an end, a couple of links and our Ingressman was ready!!!

Dear agents! Happy 23rd of February! Stay invincible, strong, lucky and healthy. Let all barriers fall before you and all hardships retreat, let the fields stretch smoothly and links run far. Thanks for defending us and for your help in tough situations! We wish you tonnes of energy and patience!

Photos and gifs:

Could have been but wasn’t carried out 🙂
First class readiness from @valerianchka
The PLAN. Joint project of @YokKat and @Vitatochka
The Beginning… Cross-links
Half an hour past the start of the opr, “@Melisska, @boberka47 and Jarvises”
In the process @uqqi @YokKat
“I’ll make a selfie as if I was visiting a skating rink” @YokKat
The portal in the closed skating rink, couldn’t be reached from outside, had to charm the security guard))
Meeting during the process @agenttatus @uqqi @knyazhna @valerianchka @YokKat @sonara
The Ingressman finished
@agenttatus @knyazhna @valerianchka @sonara @Melisska @YokKat @boberka47 @uqqi
It was after the opr that our Ingressman started dart(h)ing deathray glances across the city.
https://t.me/ingress_siberia